FATE ACCEPTED · ŽILINA
YOU'REIN.
Binding. Non-refundable. There is no VAR. Now finish the paperwork:
PAPERWORK STATUS
NOTHING SIGNED
Six boxes. Zero ticks. This is exactly how you play at the back, too.
NEXT
Dates get fought over in the group chat, like animals. Whoever suggests a Monday is dropped from the squad.
Signed: ____________________Witnessed by: the sofa, four other idiots, and your knees.